A PERFECT FAKE: PENISTRON
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Who needs a girlfriend when you have this fake robotic vagina and the interwebs. Impregnate the internet and be the father of the first human/internet hybrid baby. It'll have a monitor for a head, talk in binary, and be sponsored by Google. Scary!

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i want to have secks with the interwebs. it would be like the helios ending in deus ex, only with more sticks in my ass.
Added: 139 days ago by NakedViking
 

 
 

what a looser!
Added: 144 days ago by DaPhoenix
 

 
 

sick **** bitch wants a joystick up his ass? this guys been playing way to many video games.
Added: 167 days ago by 20#GSX
 

 
 

my twisted mind sees what this guy is trying to make. the joy stick in the rear is a bit disturbing. until he finds a better to control the glorified sex toy i ll just have to do "things" the old fashion way with the wife.
Added: 184 days ago by robtheslayer
 

 
 

hahaha, what was that exactly?
Added: 185 days ago by flagg
 

 
 

while we wait for him to prefect his products, there's always fleshlight.
Added: 186 days ago by sassypants
 

 
 

he's going to get sooo fired when his boss realises that he's been making electronic vaginas instead of barbie prototypes
Added: 186 days ago by jampe
 

 
 

many people masturbate with a vacuum cleaner? oh thank god, i thought i was the only one.
Added: 186 days ago by Gonzo Punch
 

 
 

this guy don't even give a shit. he's all excited.
Added: 186 days ago by sliderfc3s
 

 
 

i dunno... sex toys made out of to soft-drink bottles taped together over a vaccumn motor don't seem that great
Added: 186 days ago by cunningstunts
 

 
 
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