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Who needs a girlfriend when you have this fake robotic vagina and the interwebs. Impregnate the internet and be the father of the first human/internet hybrid baby. It'll have a monitor for a head, talk in binary, and be sponsored by Google. Scary!
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i want to have secks with the interwebs. it would be like the helios ending in deus ex, only with more sticks in my ass.
Added: 139 days ago by NakedViking
what a looser!
Added: 144 days ago by DaPhoenix
sick **** bitch wants a joystick up his ass? this guys been playing way to many video games.
Added: 167 days ago by 20#GSX
my twisted mind sees what this guy is trying to make. the joy stick in the rear is a bit disturbing. until he finds a better to control the glorified sex toy i ll just have to do "things" the old fashion way with the wife.
Added: 184 days ago by robtheslayer
hahaha, what was that exactly?
Added: 185 days ago by flagg
while we wait for him to prefect his products, there's always fleshlight.
Added: 186 days ago by sassypants
he's going to get sooo fired when his boss realises that he's been making electronic vaginas instead of barbie prototypes
Added: 186 days ago by jampe
many people masturbate with a vacuum cleaner?
oh thank god, i thought i was the only one.
Added: 186 days ago by Gonzo Punch
this guy don't even give a shit. he's all excited.
Added: 186 days ago by sliderfc3s
i dunno... sex toys made out of to soft-drink bottles taped together over a vaccumn motor don't seem that great
Added: 186 days ago by cunningstunts
Four people's laryngeal openings singing opera.
Mozart's Requiem sung with the aid of helium.
Neat instrument if you can't afford a guitar.
People bust some moves to F#ck the Sh#t
Sweet angelic blue eyes and blonde hair.
Much more enjoyable than normal football.
Ninjas like to relax by dry-humping shuriken.
Mozart's Requiem sung with the aid of helium.
Topless beauty squeezing her oranges.
A delightful sweet melody with dirty lyrics
A clever, novel and very creative idea.
Difficult ball balancing nightmare addiction !
She knows how to shake her tail feather.
Weird Al Yankovic explains the meme. LOL
Cats heads transposed onto human bodies...
Princess Leia catches some sun rays on set.
Aslan can go bite the big one, cos I approve.
8-bit perverted power-up depravity.
The greatest quotes from the greatest show
Matrix re-imagined as silent film with Chaplin.
This is how I like to spend my down time...
So what do girls get up to when they hang out?
Fantastic artwork by this talented individual
What would Wicket say about these two?
A girl with freckles is always irresistible...
She drills through the ice to catch a fish...
An amazing piece of Parkour from this guy.







































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