DREAM JOB?


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What would your dream job be? A masseuse for gorgeous models, like this man? You'd think it would be a great job, but like everything, it has its down sides. Personally I think he's just a bit of a moaner, work those thighs and shut up! LOL

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ya know i can understand that he might get tired after 14 hours of massaging hot bodies, but come on! stfu! so your tired! cry about it! i drive a forklift in a tire plant and come home smelling like i we
Added: 995 days ago by Niache34
 

 
 

i can see his point. being unable to plan ahead without a fixed schedule can ruin family time. yeah having a fixed schedule is better. who wants to work hours like he has? anyone?
Added: 538 days ago by Rhaspun
 

 
 

yeah take my job, i'll rub hot bodies all day long in your stead...
Added: 994 days ago by flagg
 

 
 

you can take my job. it's not nearly as exciting but you get to carry a gun.
Added: 992 days ago by pistris
 

 
 

what a chore!
Added: 995 days ago by Elliebear
 

 
 

wanna change jobs? you can sit behind this desk for 8 hours a day programming code.
Added: 995 days ago by embattled666
 

 
 

who needs food or shelter when you've got your hands on model bum daily?
Added: 986 days ago by Prozzak
 

 
 
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