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ya know i can understand that he might get tired after 14 hours of massaging hot bodies, but come on! stfu! so your tired! cry about it! i drive a forklift in a tire plant and come home smelling like i we
Added: 1093 days ago by Niache34
i can see his point. being unable to plan ahead without a fixed schedule can ruin family time. yeah having a fixed schedule is better. who wants to work hours like he has? anyone?
Added: 636 days ago by Rhaspun
yeah take my job, i'll rub hot bodies all day long in your stead...
Added: 1092 days ago by flagg
you can take my job. it's not nearly as exciting but you get to carry a gun.
Added: 1090 days ago by pistris
what a chore!
Added: 1093 days ago by Elliebear
wanna change jobs? you can sit behind this desk for 8 hours a day programming code.
Added: 1093 days ago by embattled666
who needs food or shelter when you've got your hands on model bum daily?
Added: 1084 days ago by Prozzak
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