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Jan Vormann, 26, has taken his project from its humble beginnings at an art fair in Rome and brightened up thousands of people's days with his brightly coloured plastic version of Polyfilla.

From the old quarter of Tel Aviv in Israel to the grand Bryant Park of New York, Mr Vormann has acted either independently or with the city's permission to leave a little part of his childhood behind.

Estimating to have used upwards of 1,000 of the little Danish building blocks, Mr Vormann enlists the help of passers-by intrigued by his careful placing of the Lego bricks.

Wayne Bridge may not have wanted to shake John Terry's hand, but you can be guaranteed he'd love to get his mitts on the brand new issue of Monkey - especially round Lanny Barby's lovely jubblies on the cover. Just check out their perfect roundness. Googlarooney!

On page 10, we've raided a host of famous Hollywood homes just so we can bring you the very ace Hollywood Yearbook picture quiz. See, risking imprisonment just to bring you top entertainment. We're that dedicated!

Elsewhere, there's a gallery of the GREATEST celebrity photobombs ever, James 'tubby' Corden's mental Man United pep talk and a VIDEO of more sweet Lanny Barby toplessness. And on the subject of BOOBS, we've also got galleries of Vikki Blows, Gemma Massey and Jade Jagger's shapely melons. You will love it all. Oh yes, indeedy.