NINJIN - THE WAY OF THE VEGETABLE ASSASSIN
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That carrot you're happily eating without a care in the world, is it in season? Did you even think about it? Well you will now, because this deadly assassin has made it his life's work to root out unseasonal veg and...kill it!!!!!!!

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big budget, bad idea.
Added: 154 days ago by applesandoranges
 

 
 

someone needs to teach that guy how to use a rifle.
Added: 154 days ago by herrsmith
 

 
 

lame
Added: 154 days ago by cptjudd
 

 
 

was that suppose to be funny ??? they failed if so...
Added: 155 days ago by CopyCat
 

 
 

yeah big time fail
Added: 155 days ago by embattled666
 

 
 

the ode to blade runner with the oragami at the end made it all worth it
Added: 155 days ago by blairewolf
 

 
 

zzzzzzz.......next
Added: 155 days ago by myubhi
 

 
 

does watching this count as one of my 5 a day?
Added: 156 days ago by andopolis
 

 
 

nothing is safe :(
Added: 156 days ago by AlphaDog
 

 
 

i like my vegetables dribbling
Added: 156 days ago by Strickly K
 

 
 
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