COMFORT WIPE


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In their own words this is the first improvement to toilet paper since the 1880s. My god, what a time to be alive! Now I know a lot of you out there will just forget to put the paper on and use it while you're not even in the toilet...LOL

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so, what do you do when you go out and use public toilets? personally, i think this is fake ad put out by the govt. if you order one of these shit sticks someone turns up at your house and euthanises you for yo
Added: 962 days ago by velvetbird
 

 
 

dignity? how the hell do you maintain your dignity when you do an commercial on cleaning your a$$?
Added: 963 days ago by ozc
 

 
 

how filthy is that gonna get like when you miss wipe and get a bit of crap on your thumb people are just not gonna notice it on that om nom nom
Added: 963 days ago by ninjaboom
 

 
 

must be for big fat fucks
Added: 962 days ago by cunningstunts
 

 
 

badet bitch!
Added: 965 days ago by guiltysamurai
 

 
 

why would you need to "extend your reach a full 18""? are you wiping the a$$ of someone in the next room?
Added: 963 days ago by Axis
 

 
 

you would have to be clumsy as **** to really need this thing ^^
Added: 963 days ago by jampe
 

 
 

hahaha, i think the inventory liked having things up said inventor's ass.. and love the name of byproduct..
Added: 962 days ago by Kremit
 

 
 

thats sad, 20 bucks to wipe your ass.
Added: 964 days ago by xordam420
 

 
 

lies, all lies. three seashells motherfuckers!
Added: 965 days ago by Hairy43
 

 
 
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