COMFORT WIPE
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In their own words this is the first improvement to toilet paper since the 1880s. My god, what a time to be alive! Now I know a lot of you out there will just forget to put the paper on and use it while you're not even in the toilet...LOL

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hahaha, i think the inventory liked having things up said inventor's ass.. and love the name of byproduct..
Added: 151 days ago by Kremit
 

 
 

calling right now!!!
Added: 152 days ago by MosMo
 

 
 

so, what do you do when you go out and use public toilets? personally, i think this is fake ad put out by the govt. if you order one of these shit sticks someone turns up at your house and euthanises you for your own good and the good of society.
Added: 152 days ago by velvetbird
 

 
 

yes!
Added: 124 days ago by rlglinski3
 

 
 

haha...sore shoulders.
Added: 152 days ago by photon
 

 
 

dignity? how the hell do you maintain your dignity when you do an commercial on cleaning your a$$?
Added: 152 days ago by ozc
 

 
 

why would you need to "extend your reach a full 18""? are you wiping the a$$ of someone in the next room?
Added: 153 days ago by Axis
 

 
 

must be for big fat fucks
Added: 152 days ago by cunningstunts
 

 
 

you would have to be clumsy as **** to really need this thing ^^
Added: 153 days ago by jampe
 

 
 

how filthy is that gonna get like when you miss wipe and get a bit of crap on your thumb people are just not gonna notice it on that om nom nom
Added: 153 days ago by ninjaboom
 

 
 
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