COMFORT WIPE
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In their own words this is the first improvement to toilet paper since the 1880s. My god, what a time to be alive! Now I know a lot of you out there will just forget to put the paper on and use it while you're not even in the toilet...LOL

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thats sad, 20 bucks to wipe your ass.
Added: 155 days ago by xordam420
 

 
 

and i don't leave home without it.
Added: 155 days ago by bigslurpy
 

 
 

try to shove that between your ass cheeks!!
Added: 156 days ago by Hydro
 

 
 

one word............ whatthemotherfuckinjesus?????????
Added: 156 days ago by johnfitz42
 

 
 

by fat americans, for fat americans... why not just insert a firehose in the toilet and flush four big american ass clean? then you dont have to stretch at all.
Added: 156 days ago by Nisser
 

 
 

badet bitch!
Added: 156 days ago by guiltysamurai
 

 
 

i've heard stories of these toilets that spray high pressured water at your rectum instead of allowing you toilet paper. i cannot vouch for the validity of said stories though.
Added: 144 days ago by jlc91385
 

 
 

lies, all lies. three seashells motherfuckers!
Added: 156 days ago by Hairy43
 

 
 

agreeed, this is blasphemy!
Added: 156 days ago by Elliebear
 

 
 

ahh what a great demolition man quote, i aplaud you sir.
Added: 156 days ago by embattled666
 

 
 
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