Have we got an excellent issue of Monkey Magazine here for you or what? Firstly we have Francoise Boufhal's spankingly sexy new shoot, then we've piled on 37 of Kelly Brook's sexiest pictures, so you'll soon begin to realise just how perfectly stacked this issue is.

Can you find Emma Glove in our doorstep challenge? There are 20 doors to choose from and once you find the right one, she will perform a very sexy striptease, just for you. (And all our other readers obviously).

Carmen is Back! Yup, your eyes aren't deceiving you. The dangerously hot camgirl has managed to turn things up a notch. Need a new high res wallpaper? Then look stop right there. This week we have selected the very keen and very sexy Jillian Beyor. Trust us, you'll love her.

Well that's about all there is to say, apart from have a rip-roaringly good week and be careful of all the autumn leaves on the ground, statistically seven of you will tread in dog mess this week. DON'T BE A VICTIM!

Here's a site dedicated to awesome things, to be precise a 1000 awesome things. It's a countdown of things in life that are just out and out awesome. They're currently on #661 as I type this and counting, and it's updated every week. The entries are varied but many hit the right notes by being both wonderfully nostalgic and universal.

So no matter what part of the world you're from, what your beliefs, what sort of beer you like or car you drive or job you have, you'll find something here that will make you smile. There are things like running for the bus and actually catching it, fat baseball players, wearing underwear just out of the dryer and rain hair.

The site itself should be on their because it is truly awesome. It's like eating a whole pack of candy to yourself and lying their happily bloated and fat.