According to this Wikipedia comparison chart the cereal fronting Count is the vampire who is the toughest undead pale-faced fictional goon out there, as his only weakness is that he gets a bit soggy in milk. He's either impervious or indifferent to all the usual vampire slaying suspects like stakes through the heart, sunlight and garlic.

So forget the terrifying preternatural monstrosity of Nosferatu, or the Gothic horror of Bram Stoker's Count Dracula. A simple ray of sunlight or stake through the heart and they'll be turning to dust quicker than a freshly swatted moth.

So next time you give the kids their cereal be mindful that the most fearsome, strongest Prince of Darkness isn't lurking in every bowl. Muhahaha. Muahahahahahahaha!

This is a vehicle for all those people that think an environmental catastrophe is the stuff of myth, for those people that watch Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth and find it inconvenient and untruthful. Because not only is this a four wheel drive, the car equivalent of China in the polluter stakes, but it has seats covered in "whale-penis leather." Lolwut?

What's their next project? A steering wheel made from the pancreas of a tiger, tyres made from a panda's vagina? The world's declining fish stock used to make a jet-ski? I certainly hope so, because I've wanted to drive a car made from the stolen organs of the world's endangered species for some time.

Maybe they should start making car parts out of the f#cking Sun while they're at it. Yeah?