ARE YOU UNIQUE?
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Look at you, look at yourself in the mirror. Look at your fleshy shell and the thinking mind behind it that says "Look at me", look how unique your are and beautiful and...Oh forget it, you're just another freak in the freak kingdom. [promoted content]

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what the **** was that?????? i want my life back!
Added: 207 days ago by Haacksaw
 

 
 

seriously - can i have that 1:37 of my life back... i feel cheated.
Added: 209 days ago by deeznutzismine
 

 
 

it's 8am. you've been on an all night bender and pissed on some plastic fishes. it's miller time......
Added: 214 days ago by Black Hell
 

 
 

i can piss that much if i had a keg of beer
Added: 214 days ago by predator-x
 

 
 

and then he goes and picks up the pee covered fishies. ohhh kay....
Added: 214 days ago by johnfitz42
 

 
 

serioulsy wtf?
Added: 214 days ago by embattled666
 

 
 

i guess its better than singing about pissing on someones car...
Added: 215 days ago by runekafi
 

 
 

lmao
Added: 215 days ago by Elliebear
 

 
 

i smell a middle of the pack film student.
Added: 215 days ago by dings
 

 
 

nice jag, needs a cleaning though
Added: 215 days ago by trickortreat
 

 
 
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