So, want to know how to win this glorious prize? Have you got 5 minutes to spare? Then go wrestle a crocodile while wearing a three-piece suit made of rotting meat. Then once you've done this mail us the head of the croc and we'll send you an iPod Touch. Easy.

Of course, I'm joking. It's a shark you need to wrestle. Aha! No, if you have 5 minutes to spare, which I'm sure you have seeing as you're on this site, click here and fill in the Kontraband survey for all budding ninjas and ninjettes; telling us your thoughts, what you like to watch and what you think of the site.

Don't hold back now. And don't worry, you won't be spammed by a Nigerian asking you to advance various sums of money so you can eventually become rich beyond your wildest dreams. Promise.

Here's a site dedicated to awesome things, to be precise a 1000 awesome things. It's a countdown of things in life that are just out and out awesome. They're currently on #661 as I type this and counting, and it's updated every week. The entries are varied but many hit the right notes by being both wonderfully nostalgic and universal.

So no matter what part of the world you're from, what your beliefs, what sort of beer you like or car you drive or job you have, you'll find something here that will make you smile. There are things like running for the bus and actually catching it, fat baseball players, wearing underwear just out of the dryer and rain hair.

The site itself should be on their because it is truly awesome. It's like eating a whole pack of candy to yourself and lying their happily bloated and fat.