UPPER CLAPTON DANCE
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This is by kewl British rapper Professor Green, a keen horticulturist and musician. For all those haters who say the British can't do rap like the Americans, take a listen to this and then: Kiss. My. Grits. This guy could battle Eminem any day.
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don't know what you haters are on about. i can understand him and who cares how he looks like? then again i live in australia (has a lot of brit culture with it), so i don't fully understand american culture. in my eyes he rapped quite fine.
Added: 395 days ago by RipperLord
cant stand you haters, british dont do rap like the americans, cos we aint american. americans always try and be thinking that every1 wants to be like them, psssshhh. garage and grime is a uk thing, maybe you guys should get like us...bitch
Added: 400 days ago by samd01
dam right mate, these **** yanks think they're the shit. infact their just all internet warriours, keyboard pussies. they wouldnt say anything like that to any english man, if they did they wouldnt be going home with their teeth intact.
Added: 400 days ago by PartialRequiem
cant stand you haters, british dont do rap like the americans, cos we aint american. americans always try and be thinking that every1 wants to be like them, psssshhh. garage and grime is a uk thing, maybe you guys should get like us...bitch
Added: 400 days ago by samd01
i can only make out about 1/3 of the shit he says. the only decent part of the whole song is that he threw in the violin. oh and props on the gnarly teeth bro. i'd write some pretty bitchy rap too if i looked that ugly.
Added: 401 days ago by gm0n3y
are there no dentists in the uk? seriously, his mouth looks like a crime scene.
Added: 402 days ago by DaneShavis
**** hip hop.
Added: 402 days ago by photon
that is the hardest michael cera has ever looked in his life. shit.
Added: 402 days ago by brystone
ifs hes from england whys he rockin a pittsburgh hat, and if your really gonna try to put uk rap on the map throw up some task force, skinnyman, somethin true hip hop basically
Added: 402 days ago by Opiate
wow, you really dont know shit do you?
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