DON'T CALL ME FAT


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Gather round and release the lulz while this fatbody releases THE FURY at those 13,14 and 15 year olds telling him to lose weight. Well, Jabba, at least you may have lost a tiny bit of weight unleashing all that rage, you swollen scrotum. LOL

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hahahaha fat basturd hhaha
Added: 665 days ago by CONAN2010SLF
 

 
 

fat fagot douche bag!
Added: 835 days ago by manuelmiami38
 

 
 

wow hahahahahaha, i liked the black guy loves pokemon rant better xdddd
Added: 442 days ago by LoboOscuro8
 

 
 

you need a crane to lift you out of the seat. is your youtube channel sponsored by mcdonalds? [link deleted] ur fat and u have u ever heard of the gym? clean ur shirt fatboy.
Added: 876 days ago by roflduck42
 

 
 

really?..... this guy yelled and flapped his wings so much, i could smell the chicken grease and baccon from here... he was hilarious though... keep ranting, i'll put it on youtube and laugh some more.
Added: 878 days ago by marty10123
 

 
 

love the food satin on his shirt too. very original. wow...amazing.
Added: 884 days ago by Tefiril
 

 
 

the best part is he is sitting in a chair staying fat
Added: 892 days ago by smittypantz
 

 
 

you are exceptionally fat.
Added: 897 days ago by thisD
 

 
 

i wanna watch him be fat more too. this is great.
Added: 898 days ago by dings
 

 
 

that's right boy, scratch those titties. call on your imaginary girlfriend to come give you an aspirin, which, y'know, always get rid of a heart attack?
Added: 890 days ago by Jesterbones
 

 
 
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