CHIMPS HEART MAGIC


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Look, it's George Bush at a magic show! Badaboomtsk! And who says Kontraband isn't topical? Pah! This little chimp is going ape for this magic show, & what really works for me is the speech bubbles telling us his thoughts, if we spoke Japanese.

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that monkey doesn't have the slightest clue as to what the **** is going on. all it knows is that there are treats around and hugging and sitting still is the best way to get them. stop humanizing animals!
Added: 896 days ago by Azuredrake
 

 
 

that chimp will never trust the guy in the red jacket again.
Added: 893 days ago by Axis
 

 
 

i thought all jap videos ended in bukkake? disapointed.
Added: 896 days ago by cptjudd
 

 
 

cute, but the sound fx are insane! which coked up moron would edit it like that?
Added: 894 days ago by jampe
 

 
 

that monkey should just slap that man in the face :p
Added: 896 days ago by Fexxe
 

 
 

yay for grammar nazi... yes, i can spell pour... i can spell stupid too... tho i believe i still have right to say it "stoopid" if i want.
Added: 893 days ago by Kremit
 

 
 

watch again and watch the chimps curiosity and interest peak during the trick itself. first noticible with the poored milk. when the guy over turned the glass, the chimp was expecting fluid. the chimp is much smarter
Added: 896 days ago by Kremit
 

 
 

it's a chimp not a monkey ffs.
Added: 894 days ago by Germungus
 

 
 

make that bad man disappear!
Added: 896 days ago by Elliebear
 

 
 

stop humanizing the closest relative that humans have! and did you see the way he tied his handkerchief around his neck? what gall! the outrage! he tied it with an overhand knot instead of a sheepshank... disgusting
Added: 889 days ago by Duganinja
 

 
 
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