THE BRAAI


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Afrikaans love their BBQs, it's all about men standing around drinking beer cooking meat playing with their balls. Rugby balls. This is a story about such men, men who get called to the braai like it was a Siren, but there are rules! LOL.

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keep on digging
Added: 816 days ago by shaznofastic
 

 
 

keep digging the hole, if you think you're correct "posting" is a sign of your intelligence, you have a lot to learn.
Added: 819 days ago by shaznofastic
 

 
 

lol wasnt a link, it said usa but with peroids
Added: 821 days ago by shaznofastic
 

 
 

you just proved to the rest of the world how ignorant the residents of the [link deleted] are. sad.
Added: 821 days ago by shaznofastic
 

 
 

[QUOTE=dings;386317]if i got a kimono, brought it to the us and called it a big shirt and then a japanese guy told me it's a kimono and not a big shirt i then call him ignorant and tell him the japanese did not
Added: 876 days ago by shaznofastic
 

 
 

[QUOTE=dings;386071]you don't have to like that i'm right. calling a bbq a braai is the same as me calling south africa 'southy' and saying i'm correct and not using slang and that you are wrong in what you call it.
Added: 877 days ago by shaznofastic
 

 
 

[QUOTE=dings;385308]that...is not...just...a fire. seriously, have you ever seen a bbq before? it's a native american invention, co-opted by current americans. it's getting exhausting teaching you third worlders about life.[/QU
Added: 878 days ago by shaznofastic
 

 
 

so you honestly think that placing meat over a fire was an american invention? ignorance is bliss
Added: 879 days ago by shaznofastic
 

 
 

""and it's a bbq, not a braai or whatever the hell they call it. if you wanna pretend to be american, don't invent new slang for existing terms."" <-- this is clear ignorance and you just p
Added: 882 days ago by shaznofastic
 

 
 

as a south african i can tell you that the word braai is not slang its the afrikaans word for bbq next time research b4 you blurt out ignorance and if you think cooking meat over a fire is to be american then y
Added: 883 days ago by shaznofastic
 

 
 
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