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Angry? Stressed out at work? There are certain ways you can relive the tension, like a run, punching a commuter in the throat, picking up the delayed train and launching it into space. But these can take some effort, much better to get a BJ. LMAO.
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and the truth comes out
Added: 139 days ago by fluxmaniac
avoid getting married as being hitched will cause the frequency of blow jobs effects to be felt
Added: 139 days ago by embattled666
stress, depression, i need a blowjob... now!
Added: 139 days ago by j dog
nasty a chick with a shlong
Added: 140 days ago by cbmk101
what? obviously you have never had a sex life. chicks can get blow jobs too kid. try it out sometime
Added: 136 days ago by Worldslayer
my woman doctor is quite cute - i might ask her for this treatment and see what she says.
Added: 140 days ago by Axis
if you've been diagnosed w/ testicular cancer, are pregnant, have high blood pressure or had a vasectomy you should not take blowjobs as it can result in bloodloss to the brain. do not make sudden movements while taking blowjobs as you could hurt yourself
Added: 140 days ago by Kremit
umm.. how the hell does a chick get a blowjob?
Added: 140 days ago by KLanD
he/she. or they're just using the term to mean pussy-eating as well.
Added: 140 days ago by LinkSilver
as link said... it doubles... blowjob is head... head can be given to either gender from either gender... disbelieve? watch the soprano's episode where junior eats out his gf...
Added: 140 days ago by Kremit
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