I'VE DISCOVERED SOMETHING AMAZING!
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Oh my god! How has NO ONE ever thought about putting baby shampoo in their mouth before, so we can all look like we have been bukkakied all day long, like the biggest homos on the planet. Don't quit your day job pal, unless you're a gigolo - EPIC!

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huh? any three year old can do the same if you let them. not amazing at all.
Added: 27 days ago by Axis
 

 
 

im showing this to all my frineds
Added: 27 days ago by julien muxart
 

 
 

that was wonderful. thankyou
Added: 28 days ago by monster161815
 

 
 

whats with the weird grunting and groaning. showing us his o face while blowing cum bubbles
Added: 29 days ago by dethklok
 

 
 

the part i find weird is that this guy has his own website where he writes about positive thinking. i think it is powerofpositivemind. com
Added: 30 days ago by Bren
 

 
 

he must be used of having all that jizz around his mouth...and sadly he seems to enjoy a tad too much
Added: 30 days ago by pwette
 

 
 

the 80's science music is epic good however
Added: 30 days ago by B3AR$K1N
 

 
 

look a fat jewish kid that acts like a retard. this is old hack.
Added: 30 days ago by B3AR$K1N
 

 
 

hit him all you want, i think it's cool ^^
Added: 30 days ago by jampe
 

 
 

i will smack him with my fist.
Added: 31 days ago by Aaronb
 

 
 
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