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You saw it on the internet so it must be true! It has recently been discovered that Keanu Reeves has been alive a LOT longer than originally thought (over 9000 years). Once again fact is stranger than fiction. How comes he still can't act thou?
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ahh but if keanu is jesus then why wasn't he chosen to be jesus in passion of the christ?! answer me that dumbass conspiracy man!
Added: 20 days ago by zulu man
i have a 400 year old wine rack that doesn't look a day over 20. i guess it looks young because like canoe, it's made of wood too. most useless hollywood star since nick cage.
Added: 24 days ago by Spymagician
made of wood? well, wood floats... so does a duck... does keanu weigh the same as a duck?!?
Added: 24 days ago by Kremit
keanu reeves out is god
Added: 25 days ago by cbmk101
jesus!
Added: 25 days ago by miksedene
constantine is immortal!
Added: 25 days ago by SonofEctheow
if keanu was jesus, then jesus was half asian. that means god is asain...
Added: 25 days ago by fuzzyD
nice logic... ever think it might have been mary that was asian?
Added: 25 days ago by Kremit
i dunno, i think this really missed the mark. great initial idea, but sucked once they brought in charlemagne. i mean, obviously this is really just due to his time traveling phone booth.
Added: 25 days ago by mkad
you did not just say that
keanu reeves could never pull it off
Added: 25 days ago by onlycalmontheoutside
Four people's laryngeal openings singing opera.
Mozart's Requiem sung with the aid of helium.
Neat instrument if you can't afford a guitar.
People bust some moves to F#ck the Sh#t
Sweet angelic blue eyes and blonde hair.
Much more enjoyable than normal football.
Ninjas like to relax by dry-humping shuriken.
Mozart's Requiem sung with the aid of helium.
Topless beauty squeezing her oranges.
A delightful sweet melody with dirty lyrics
A clever, novel and very creative idea.
Difficult ball balancing nightmare addiction !
She knows how to shake her tail feather.
Weird Al Yankovic explains the meme. LOL
Cats heads transposed onto human bodies...
Princess Leia catches some sun rays on set.
Aslan can go bite the big one, cos I approve.
8-bit perverted power-up depravity.
The greatest quotes from the greatest show
Matrix re-imagined as silent film with Chaplin.
This is how I like to spend my down time...
So what do girls get up to when they hang out?
Fantastic artwork by this talented individual
What would Wicket say about these two?
A girl with freckles is always irresistible...
She drills through the ice to catch a fish...
An amazing piece of Parkour from this guy.
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