KEANU REEVES IS IMMORTAL
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You saw it on the internet so it must be true! It has recently been discovered that Keanu Reeves has been alive a LOT longer than originally thought (over 9000 years). Once again fact is stranger than fiction. How comes he still can't act thou?
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if keanu was jesus, then jesus was half asian. that means god is asain...
Added: 834 days ago by fuzzyD
ahh but if keanu is jesus then why wasn't he chosen to be jesus in passion of the christ?! answer me that dumbass conspiracy man!
Added: 830 days ago by zulu man
constantine is immortal!
Added: 834 days ago by SonofEctheow
keanu reeves out is god
Added: 834 days ago by cbmk101
i dunno, i think this really missed the mark. great initial idea, but sucked once they brought in charlemagne. i mean, obviously this is really just due to his time traveling phone booth.
Added: 834 days ago by mkad
damn it! my secret has been discovered! now i must sleep for a hundred years before walking the earth again
Added: 835 days ago by fgbaalls
'n rob lowe s immortal too !!
Added: 834 days ago by nova52
brendan fraser doesn't age either
Added: 835 days ago by Daffybastard
omfg!
Added: 835 days ago by User1986
everyone.. i got something to say. i am the immortal king from the past! and i'm in your internetz
Added: 835 days ago by Fexxe
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