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You saw it on the internet so it must be true! It has recently been discovered that Keanu Reeves has been alive a LOT longer than originally thought (over 9000 years). Once again fact is stranger than fiction. How comes he still can't act thou?
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ahh but if keanu is jesus then why wasn't he chosen to be jesus in passion of the christ?! answer me that dumbass conspiracy man!
Added: 100 days ago by zulu man
i have a 400 year old wine rack that doesn't look a day over 20. i guess it looks young because like canoe, it's made of wood too. most useless hollywood star since nick cage.
Added: 104 days ago by Spymagician
made of wood? well, wood floats... so does a duck... does keanu weigh the same as a duck?!?
Added: 104 days ago by Kremit
keanu reeves out is god
Added: 105 days ago by cbmk101
jesus!
Added: 105 days ago by miksedene
constantine is immortal!
Added: 105 days ago by SonofEctheow
if keanu was jesus, then jesus was half asian. that means god is asain...
Added: 105 days ago by fuzzyD
nice logic... ever think it might have been mary that was asian?
Added: 105 days ago by Kremit
i dunno, i think this really missed the mark. great initial idea, but sucked once they brought in charlemagne. i mean, obviously this is really just due to his time traveling phone booth.
Added: 105 days ago by mkad
you did not just say that
keanu reeves could never pull it off
Added: 105 days ago by onlycalmontheoutside
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