We may not be getting our hands on faster-than-light travel, time machines, teleporters or anti-gravity any time soon but the future is still going to be awesome, at least according to Intel.

Clearly bored of making microprocessors, those crazy Californians have made this slick video of two girls messing about on a train while a whole bunch of techno-weirdness bubbles up in the background.

See The Future showcases how Intel reckons some of its more out-there R&D could look once unleashed on the rest of us. Cute.

Yeah you, stop making it! Surely it's the most annoying unnecessary expression a human face could make? Victoria Beckham is perhaps the unheralded queen, I can't remember a time or a photo where she wasn't making a face that looks like a pouting fish who looks like their face is made out of collagen.

But it's not just women, men as well are guilty of this most heinous of crimes, making a mockery of humanity. You don't look cool or sexy or alluring, you look like a gurning toad with a beak that's just had a stroke. STOP IT!

But so you can enrage yourself further take a look at this site, a collection of posing doucehbags.