SPICY SECRETARY

So, within my first week of college, my roommate had already locked me out (four times), thrown away all my food (it was ruining her "vibe") and smeared some sticky, black paste all over my bed ("for the spirits").

Then, a couple of days ago, I walked in on her hanging a tiny voodoo doll with my face on a little noose made of dental floss in the bathroom. Yeah. I was a little scared. So, I was the theatre star in high school and my friend works in special effects. We set up a little scare for her.

Needless to say, my roomie gave up the whole creeper thing when she saw me laying in the bathroom, "dead" and covered in "blood." Maybe I went a little too far, leaving a rope noose on her bed. When she came back an hour later, I pretended like she had imagined the entire thing. Now she is the best roomie ever! Love ya Katie!

Our friends at TheSmokingJacket.com recently did a review of some legal synthetic weed and came through with some interesting results. If you're tired of getting busted then read this and smoke all your troubles away.

So when the people at TopK2.com sent us a bunch of perfectly legal synthetic marijuana (legal in the state we're writing this in, anyway) we did what any responsible comedy site would do. We blazed that shit up.

Does it work? The short answer to the question on everyone's mind is, yes, it works. The immediate after effects were similar to what you would get from smoking real weed: dry mouth, dry eyes, disdain for the government, low television viewing standards, etc. But read on to find out more.