Yeah you, stop making it! Surely it's the most annoying unnecessary expression a human face could make? Victoria Beckham is perhaps the unheralded queen, I can't remember a time or a photo where she wasn't making a face that looks like a pouting fish who looks like their face is made out of collagen.

But it's not just women, men as well are guilty of this most heinous of crimes, making a mockery of humanity. You don't look cool or sexy or alluring, you look like a gurning toad with a beak that's just had a stroke. STOP IT!

But so you can enrage yourself further take a look at this site, a collection of posing doucehbags.

According to this Wikipedia comparison chart the cereal fronting Count is the vampire who is the toughest undead pale-faced fictional goon out there, as his only weakness is that he gets a bit soggy in milk. He's either impervious or indifferent to all the usual vampire slaying suspects like stakes through the heart, sunlight and garlic.

So forget the terrifying preternatural monstrosity of Nosferatu, or the Gothic horror of Bram Stoker's Count Dracula. A simple ray of sunlight or stake through the heart and they'll be turning to dust quicker than a freshly swatted moth.

So next time you give the kids their cereal be mindful that the most fearsome, strongest Prince of Darkness isn't lurking in every bowl. Muhahaha. Muahahahahahahaha!