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Salty celebrity tears are worth so much they're more expensive, by weight, than gold-plated saffron, at least that's what celebrities think. If you need to invoke public sympathy or just show how human you are, turn on the water works.
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i am doing the cry baby right now from rofl....
Added: 82 days ago by BioWe4p0n
perez don't want drama in his life but loves to report other peoples lives haaaaaaaaaaaaa he can shove it up his dumb ass
Added: 83 days ago by alematt
the aspca commercial is pretty touching if you're an animal lover... but no mention of marley & me? i'll man up and admit it... i had tears going at the end of that flick, reassures me my heart is still there.
Added: 83 days ago by Kremit
it sucks that they take up our oxygen
Added: 84 days ago by sheriffjack
why some mothers should eat their young
Added: 84 days ago by Jeremiah
celebrities are fake
Added: 84 days ago by Strickly K
another valid reason why celebrities need to die!
Added: 84 days ago by AlphaDog
damn, i'd almost eradicated brittney from my mind :(
Added: 84 days ago by LOLD
ahahahah cry fest.
Added: 84 days ago by marv
The superbowl recut by famous directors.
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