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the difference between classic vampires and twilight vampires is that the classic vampires came from bats, while the twilight ones came from pussies.
Added: 802 days ago by baglebastard
thank you! thank you! thank you! thank you! emo vampires, my rosy red a$$.
Added: 779 days ago by Deltavee
agreed, tw@+ligh+ can sukk it
Added: 805 days ago by Moko874
he should be happy about the whole sunlight thing though... i would chose burning in horrible agony over sparking gayly any day
Added: 804 days ago by fgbaalls
best comment ever.
Added: 784 days ago by outofstep
sucky (see what i did there?)
Added: 805 days ago by LOLD
lolz, love this!
Added: 805 days ago by Elliebear
she's a cuuuutey... renfield!! my condoms!!
Added: 805 days ago by blackwings
applegeeks said it best, count chocula is a better **** vampire than that faggot
Added: 805 days ago by Hades
blood sucking suckers.
Added: 805 days ago by marv
Carl Pilkington says something dumb. Again.
This horror flick is now out on dvd.
It's not Madonna, it's a donkey!
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A devious, awesome prank by Jimmy.
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Bad ass man on a bad ass game.
We lied, she didn't. She does have incredible breasts though.
Pageants: They make the kids mature!
A combination of my two favourite things.
No head needed in this video.
Amazing impressions by this talented bloke!
A look into the flip side of the bar scene.
Two women, four boobs, in the bath!
This looks mighty dangerous!
Some of Sketchy Andy's sketchy stunts.
I'm so glad she fell out of those clothes!
Cat plays Fruit Ninja and plays it well!
She's just the right side of naughty
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A tattoo owned exclusively by geeks.
A worrying lack of general knowledge!
This is what rock 'n' roll does to you!
Octavia Swift is clean, yet rather dirty.
Ooooh, and it's in 3D too! Yay headaches!
The most awesome answers to exam Qs.
Lounging around with the lizards looking fine!
OK Go are the masters of original videos!
Big boobs breaking bras!
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