A VIRUS WALKS INTO A BAR...
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Jokes for dorks. It's a niche market but this guy has managed to get it dialed down to a precise groan-inducing art form. Jokes about viruses and quantum paradoxes are all well and good but I doubt he'd last long on the comedy circuit...
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oh shit...i got them all. that means..that means...aieeeee
Added: 904 days ago by Deltavee
really smart with that miss spelled word lol " me im smart to" lulz
Added: 904 days ago by insert337
wow that was awesome!
Added: 899 days ago by LordTovek
quantum superposition amuses me
Added: 903 days ago by Daffybastard
corny but still funny.
Added: 904 days ago by satyriasis
loved that!
Added: 904 days ago by LOLD
i'd actually go to see standup if there were comedians like this. i love bad jokes and nerdy jokes, so terrible nerd jokes rock.
Added: 903 days ago by gm0n3y
they're staph bacteria (i.e. a staph infection).
Added: 903 days ago by gm0n3y
does this mean if i want a college education i can go to a stand up comedy club?
Added: 904 days ago by Opiate
i got everything except the bacteria joke.
Added: 903 days ago by miksedene
From zero to hilarious in not very long.
This horror flick is now out on dvd.
Includes alt. Dark Knight Rises, Thor and Captain America posters
The practical joke master is back!
Who fancies a car pool? Are you sure?!
Ass like a peach and just as succulent...!
As promised the second part.
This intern is definitely serious about the job!
NOW WE CAN PLAY MINORITY REPORT!
Geometry wars inspired arcade game!
Great looking girl reveals her fine assets!
Channel 4 evening news team are back!
Big Willie Style dishes out a back hand.
Someone has too much time on their hands.
We'd do anything for Aria. Not that though.
He's a massive idiot with an opinion!
Directors on coke gives some funny results
Don't do drugs kids! Your head might vanish
Reunite Teddy with his owner.
These guys aren't impressed. THE FOOLS!
This guy never paid attention to coach!
Imagine how funny a whole movie would be.
Taking consumers by surprise.



































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