CHINESE MATRIX


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All you need is some new sunglasses and you too could be bumping into Trinity and Morpheus in the local eatery. You could be "the one" and be on a mission to save the human race. No pressure though, if it doesn't work out it is no biggie.

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i really did not think you have foreigners in china is so ignorant, there are those who denigrate the chinese people's video, really really boring. you is not never been to china before they become so mentally re
Added: 759 days ago by 339061378
 

 
 

you are foolish ! that's janpanese.
Added: 759 days ago by 339061378
 

 
 

i need some new sunglasses
Added: 780 days ago by nangster
 

 
 

i agree with the post below me
Added: 780 days ago by Hintman18
 

 
 

i'm glad i live in the us
Added: 780 days ago by Elliebear
 

 
 

it's an ad for a new matrix pachinko game
Added: 780 days ago by shishiguchi
 

 
 

why?
Added: 780 days ago by DaPhoenix
 

 
 

that's japanese not chinese you dumb butt hole
Added: 780 days ago by DaPhoenix
 

 
 

can anyone understand what this is advertising?
Added: 780 days ago by marv
 

 
 
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