GIRLFRIEND 911


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We have all been in this situation to some extent before, where nothing you can say is right. The best way to deal with a chick like this is to man up and tell her to shut the hell up, if that doesn't work then kick her to the cur asap.

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hi, happy holidays! are you looking for nsa fun or serious relationship with real cougars. or maybe find a sugarmomma who can pay all your needs? ==:: cougarster. cum ::== is dedicate to get real cougars, sugarmommas
Added: 878 days ago by Rosesimpson
 

 
 

this is scarily realistic
Added: 879 days ago by latterdayheretic
 

 
 

i would happily assess her asshole
Added: 881 days ago by chucksbeard
 

 
 

may we all be f**king blessed with sweet chicks next year and not psycho bitches
Added: 882 days ago by puppetmaster
 

 
 

yes please but sweet and spicy!
Added: 882 days ago by Jeremiah
 

 
 

and that is why i am a misogynist...
Added: 878 days ago by DarthDefault
 

 
 

stooopid!
Added: 882 days ago by AlfaMan
 

 
 

me too...she woulda been hotter and crazier
Added: 880 days ago by loki1080
 

 
 

amen and amen, i third the motion.
Added: 876 days ago by jtlagyt0l
 

 
 

that's ok, honey. anal tonight by way of an apology, then.
Added: 882 days ago by Axis
 

 
 
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