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Terrorists are always coming up with new ways of getting dangerous items onto planes, so it's a good thing these guys are one step ahead of the game. Baddies could be hiding anything in their penis's but this machine can spot what's inside.
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my penis is extraordinary. it has a slight curve to the left, and has a thickness escalation from bottom to top. the thought of the pleasure it would offer to the ladies always amused me. but sex was nothing like
Added: 725 days ago by Oni
i prefer a hot chick screening my dong for "kontraband." thank you1
Added: 725 days ago by satyriasis
owwww :/
Added: 725 days ago by LOLD
you're doing it wrong
Added: 724 days ago by beef_bourito
wow. just. wow.
Added: 724 days ago by andopolis
it's gonna happen sooner or later.
Added: 725 days ago by andopolis
a mexican down you wiener hahahaha classic.
Added: 725 days ago by marv
Carl Pilkington says something dumb. Again.
This horror flick is now out on dvd.
It's not Madonna, it's a donkey!
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A devious, awesome prank by Jimmy.
Hotter than an eskimo salsa dancing at BBQ.
Bad ass man on a bad ass game.
We lied, she didn't. She does have incredible breasts though.
Pageants: They make the kids mature!
A combination of my two favourite things.
No head needed in this video.
Amazing impressions by this talented bloke!
A look into the flip side of the bar scene.
Two women, four boobs, in the bath!
This looks mighty dangerous!
Some of Sketchy Andy's sketchy stunts.
I'm so glad she fell out of those clothes!
Cat plays Fruit Ninja and plays it well!
She's just the right side of naughty
Dances the dance of the horzontal melonfly.
A tattoo owned exclusively by geeks.
A worrying lack of general knowledge!
This is what rock 'n' roll does to you!
Octavia Swift is clean, yet rather dirty.
Ooooh, and it's in 3D too! Yay headaches!
The most awesome answers to exam Qs.
Lounging around with the lizards looking fine!
OK Go are the masters of original videos!
Big boobs breaking bras!
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