According to this Wikipedia comparison chart the cereal fronting Count is the vampire who is the toughest undead pale-faced fictional goon out there, as his only weakness is that he gets a bit soggy in milk. He's either impervious or indifferent to all the usual vampire slaying suspects like stakes through the heart, sunlight and garlic.

So forget the terrifying preternatural monstrosity of Nosferatu, or the Gothic horror of Bram Stoker's Count Dracula. A simple ray of sunlight or stake through the heart and they'll be turning to dust quicker than a freshly swatted moth.

So next time you give the kids their cereal be mindful that the most fearsome, strongest Prince of Darkness isn't lurking in every bowl. Muhahaha. Muahahahahahahaha!

Death, it stalks us - according to the Toltec shamans - at every turn in our lives, every corner it's behind us, following us. We cannot avoid it, even when we try to escape from reality when we play video-games. As this gruesome yet awesome list of morbid scenes from PC games shows.

It has the exploding, fiery, twitching, detailed dying bodies of the creatures from Starcraft 2 - those developers must be some sick puppies. It also has the disturbingly enjoyable catastrophe of a roller coaster crashing into innocent men, women and children in RollerCoaster Tycoon 3 and the haunting sight of a field of slain Romans from Rome: Total War.

It's got plenty more as well, so go check it out for your morose afternoon death fix.