BOOB APRON


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The infomercial for the bonor killing CamiSecret gets a male point-of-view overdub explaining why only the most cold hearted killjoy would wear one of these dream robbing funbag napkins. Place your order now and ruin the fun for everyone!

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women should not wear shirts that show cleavage if they dont want all men to look at it. if there is cleavage, it will be looked at (sometimes stared at) wheter women like it or not.
Added: 619 days ago by BurlapSack
 

 
 

if you don't like your tits hanging out, where a higher cut shirt...whatever is wrong with that? boobs aren't the greatest thing ever, you should see the librarian my old school, she'd need a boobs apron
Added: 625 days ago by findmemybong
 

 
 

quite so, quite so.
Added: 624 days ago by GeorgeOlduvai
 

 
 

nice white wine fag..
Added: 628 days ago by Justinrlstn
 

 
 

slave children overseas, heh heh
Added: 627 days ago by schwing
 

 
 

^ totally agree with this guy, hey crizz: giving fashion advice to women? gay. telling them to not buy such low cot top? off the charts gay. finishing your advice with "women", as in "oh, those women... w
Added: 625 days ago by Massive_Head_Trauma
 

 
 

uh huh... i think ur doing it wrong. the only tits u can remember from school are the old librarians ones? i feel bad for you. i literally just grabbed a pair of perky breasts and goddamit it felt great
Added: 588 days ago by cooljules
 

 
 

john met the woman of his dreams but then he met the constant fuc*ing video that would always play and paly and play. john dumped his dream girl just like i'm getting ready to dumb kb. wtf! if you gotta do it
Added: 623 days ago by LordTovek
 

 
 

john met the woman of his dreams but then he met the constant fuc*ing video that would always play and paly and play. john dumped his dream girl just like i'm getting ready to dumb kb. wtf! if you gotta do it
Added: 623 days ago by LordTovek
 

 
 

"order a tall stack of these blueballers"....lmfao!!
Added: 628 days ago by mikemacx
 

 
 
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