SEE SARAH MASTICATING
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The greatest lip-syncher without a record deal eats her way through, what I hope, is a chocolate cake, and she somehow makes it look incredibly hawt even though you can see it all in her teeth, that's quite an achievement! And yes, I do wish..

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She must be getting on a bit by now, this has been around for at the very least 5 years.
Added: 298 days ago by esrdin
 

 
 

probably looks back at these videos as a highlight... of before she let herself go, stopped working out or settled down and had a kid or two... and if that's not the case, then I demand Moar!!! MOAR!!!!
Added: 297 days ago by Kremit
 

 
 

This is effing retarded.
Added: 298 days ago by nrk411
 

 
 

This is effing retarded.
Added: 298 days ago by nrk411
 

 
 

I feel like cake now....
Added: 298 days ago by wobble
 

 
 

She's got "Self absorbed bitch" written all over!!! I smell high maintenance and headaches... get a grip.
Added: 298 days ago by Leclem
 

 
 

It's fake
Added: 298 days ago by Strickly K
 

 
 

Awesomeness. Love this chick.
Added: 298 days ago by andopolis
 

 
 

Classic repost, im still mclovin ut!
Added: 298 days ago by AlphaDog
 

 
 

If she were to shit it out in a cup and carmen eat it and vomit -then we got a sexy clip!
Added: 709 days ago by jox mcrox
 

 
 
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