Who really cares about the Olympics? People who go on about adrenalin rushes and the "natural" high brought on from running ten kilometres a day are invariably boring assholes. What about taking part in a competitive sport which is actually fun and doesn't leave your legs feeling like they've been hit with a pool ball in a sock for five hours?

We're talking about San Francisco's annual Fap-a-thon, which is a bit like those telethons that they used to do on TV in the 80s to raise money for charity but with jerking off instead of dumb-ass celebrity dance routines and teddy bear mascots.

There are prizes in different categories, from "Longest Squirt" to "Most Orgasms," but the real sportsmen are found in the "longest time spent fapping" event.

Here's a site dedicated to awesome things, to be precise a 1000 awesome things. It's a countdown of things in life that are just out and out awesome. They're currently on #661 as I type this and counting, and it's updated every week. The entries are varied but many hit the right notes by being both wonderfully nostalgic and universal.

So no matter what part of the world you're from, what your beliefs, what sort of beer you like or car you drive or job you have, you'll find something here that will make you smile. There are things like running for the bus and actually catching it, fat baseball players, wearing underwear just out of the dryer and rain hair.

The site itself should be on their because it is truly awesome. It's like eating a whole pack of candy to yourself and lying their happily bloated and fat.