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An artist has provoked condemnation by filming her father, a holocaust survivor, singing and dancing to the Gloria Gaynor hit I Will Survive at Auschwitz. Jane Korman, who is Jewish, filmed three generations of her family performing dance routines to the 70s disco track during a trip to the infamous concentration camp in Poland.

The Australian claims the video, which has received more than 200,000 hits on YouTube, is a "celebration of life and survival". However, holocaust survivors have lambasted the film, claiming it trivializes the death and suffering millions of Jews faced under the Nazis in the Second World War.

The video features Mrs Korman's father Adolk, 89, and her three children dancing to the song at various holocaust landmarks including the concentration camps at Theresienstadt and Dachau.

DON'T ask people where you can find Bin Laden. They get that a lot. It is the easiest way to identify yourself as a tourist, short of wearing an "I <3 Peshawar" t-shirt.

DO bring a gun. Osama has had professional weapons-training, famously supplied to him by the CIA. If you begin to come into his range of visibility, keep low, and if possible wear camo. If, like Brooks, you wish to bring a sword, unlike Brooks, it ought to be a proper killing-based sword, not a ceremonial one. Ceremonial swords are excellent if you wish to partake in The Trooping Of The Colour. Less so if you wish to behead a terror mastermind.

DON'T forget to pay a visit the Sethi Mohallah district in downtown Peshawar - an area that bristles with unique houses that blend the art and architecture of both the Gandhara region and Central Asia, to charming effect.