CHOPPER'S CHRISTMAS POEM
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What's more festive than Australia's most well known violent criminal reading an Xmas poem, so gather the family round & enjoy! Santa'd better watch out cos he'll probably end up getting stabbed in the kidney, with his ear chewed off...
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not funny.
Added: 794 days ago by ElSpazoDiablo
oh hahahaha, adding swearing to a classic non swearing thing! oh how novel! always funny!!! the writers of this skit....pure geniuses!
Added: 794 days ago by dings
Ha! This is great! better than SNL!
Added: 1138 days ago by Bart_Fin
Fukken good on ya, Chopper. Priceless Christmas stuff.
Added: 1145 days ago by Axis
Any aussie is a pussy to me,,including this loser!! Knock that handlebar stache right off that potty mouth of yours..
Added: 1144 days ago by cookieman
This isn't the genuine Mark Chopper Read it's an Aussie comedian called Ronnie Johns. Still funny but not as great as the man himself
Added: 1144 days ago by the_bullgod_
I love this dude!!!!
Added: 1145 days ago by LOLD
chopper is f#cking awesome, i wish he'd do some more sketches.
Added: 794 days ago by Elliebear
"Give me my presents you fat FUCK!" - tell 'em how it is Chopper! haha!!
Added: 1514 days ago by jox mcrox
festive and sweary. a winning combo.
Added: 794 days ago by andopolis
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