How do you stop your dog from barking? Breastfeed her, of course. It worked for Suzanne Morgan, 32, anyway:

"I opened the kitchen cupboard, only to see there wasn't a single tin of dog food left. I felt like crying. Worst of all, I knew Dixie wouldn't shut up until she'd filled her stomach. 'We must have something,' I said, as I peered inside the fridge.Then I spotted the bottles of breast milk I'd expressed earlier that day. "

"Was I the only one who fed breast milk to a dog? I got on the internet, and within minutes I'd found no end of women who'd breastfed dogs, cats, even pigs.That lunchtime, I let Tasha feed from my left breast, then Dixie from my right. I disinfected myself afterwards. I didn't expect everyone to be quite so open-minded, though."

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