West Side Story is a classic to any fan of the theater. Rebellious youth, an epic love story, a gang fight, and always a hope for a better tomorrow- what more could you ask for? LAME! Everyone knows plays are dumb.

We at CollegeHumor have given West Side Story a little bit of an overhaul, and why not? Take the same story and add a viral spin, and you get an almost digitized twin (and over an hour and a half shorter, for the win).

First premiered at this year's Webbys, it is now our pleasure to present to you...

Web Site Story: An Internet Musical of Epic Proportions.

This guy has a foot like a traction engine. Known only as The Brain, he is bringing football onto the streets and displaying a blatant disregard for those around him. Brilliant.

So we get football in the local bar, in shops, on buses, balls being hoofed down busy high streets, will one of the shoppers go for a diving header?

Doubtful, but he's sure to ruffle some feathers. Let's just hope he doesn't get a red card. He even has the 'balls' to get a header off a policeman.

Not quite sure about the significance of the girl with the orange plastic bags, but she seems to be enjoying herself, so why not?