HONEST FIRST DATE
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It's like that Woody Allen scene in Annie Hall but reversed! If only we actually spoke like this instead of our masked conversations, getting down to the task in hand of making sweet love would be so much simpler, and no boring small talk! ROFL

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wow...funny,fucked up, n true in alot of cases. nice vid
Added: 161 days ago by IMMORTAL_DEATH
 

 
 

did he drive home drunk? the ****
Added: 213 days ago by scuz
 

 
 

heh nice, also youtube "whitest kids you know first date" great vid
Added: 214 days ago by winstonSmith
 

 
 

no you suck!
Added: 212 days ago by 20000678
 

 
 

a very appropriate ending.
Added: 214 days ago by scatter12
 

 
 

most def!
Added: 214 days ago by LOLD
 

 
 

it could all be so much easier.
Added: 214 days ago by marv
 

 
 
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