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IRON MAN, the Hulk and all other Marvel comic characters ever have been outed as gay by rival publisher DC. Comics giant DC teased fans earlier this week with the revelation that a popular character or characters would be revealed as homosexual.

However fans had assumed the publisher would out some of its own characters, rather than those of its highly profitable competitor.

A DC spokesman said: "I can exclusively reveal that pretty much all the characters in the Marvel universe are gay. It is, in fact, a gay universe."

Remember when you were a teen and it was cool to have some hair hanging down in front of your eyes? Well, according to Tasmanian optometrist Andrew Hogan, "trendy" hair might cause lazy eyes.

Hogan, who happens to be the education director for the Optometrists Association of Tasmania, said that amblyopia, also know as the lazy eye, can be caused by obstructed vision due to hair that flops over one of a person's eyes.

Hogan amusingly said, "If a young emo chap has a fringe covering one eye all the time, that eye won't see a lot of detail," and reiterated that if the hair is obstructing vision from a young age, that the eye can become lazy.