We all love cats, right? Otherwise why would you be on the internet. We all love their cute little faces when they look up at you with those wide eyes and longing looks. Purring and rubbing themselves against your leg looking for some more cat food.

But what do you really know about your cat? I don't mean when it goes missing for days and comes back with a glint in its eye, the smell of dead mice on its fur and a coat hanger in its tail. Those are private cat activities that us humans should not delve into.

I mean like how many front and back paws it has or whether it can taste sweet things or not? Well now's the time to get with the program and find out.

This is a vehicle for all those people that think an environmental catastrophe is the stuff of myth, for those people that watch Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth and find it inconvenient and untruthful. Because not only is this a four wheel drive, the car equivalent of China in the polluter stakes, but it has seats covered in "whale-penis leather." Lolwut?

What's their next project? A steering wheel made from the pancreas of a tiger, tyres made from a panda's vagina? The world's declining fish stock used to make a jet-ski? I certainly hope so, because I've wanted to drive a car made from the stolen organs of the world's endangered species for some time.

Maybe they should start making car parts out of the f#cking Sun while they're at it. Yeah?