CARMEN LOVES FOOTBALL

Our friends at TheSmokingJacket.com recently did a review of some legal synthetic weed and came through with some interesting results. If you're tired of getting busted then read this and smoke all your troubles away.

So when the people at TopK2.com sent us a bunch of perfectly legal synthetic marijuana (legal in the state we're writing this in, anyway) we did what any responsible comedy site would do. We blazed that shit up.

Does it work? The short answer to the question on everyone's mind is, yes, it works. The immediate after effects were similar to what you would get from smoking real weed: dry mouth, dry eyes, disdain for the government, low television viewing standards, etc. But read on to find out more.

In an interesting move a group of flag waving patriots have taken to the streets to make sure that American freedoms are not made available to people with brown skin and different gods.

The protesters show their true colors when a guy with a suntan and a hat walks by and is confronted by the crowd who mistake him for an evil Muslim. A man in a blue hard hat who calls him a coward and tries to fight him.

Needless to say the man who was accosted wasn't a Muslim. His name is Kenny and he is a Union carpenter who works at Ground Zero. Still, better to be safe than sorry. I hear that muslims eat babies.