"Have you ever seen someone give birth? It is worse than a motherfcuking slaughter house!!!"
Normally when there is a rain delay in baseball you just have to sit around doing nothing, well not today.
He's got 7 states of Europe, about 8 in Af-ree-ca, 10 mack tens, will this ever fail to make me laugh?
Why is it when a horse wins a race it's the jockey in the obnoxiously pyjamas that gets the prize?
If you thought Ultimate Fighting was a barrel of laughs you ain't seen nothing yet. Brace for awesome.
OMG!!! It simply doesn't get any lamer than an acapella about God. Please some one shoot her!!!
Kontraband's very own LinkSilver shares his healthcare concerns with you whilst waving Old Glory.
I like the Dukes Of Hazard as much as the next person but this does seem a little bit dangerous.
If you have ever wanted to make a sadistic sex dungeon this video might well be for you!!!!
Possibly one of the greatest things ever thought up. Slave Princess Leia at a car wash!!!!!!!
Time for some education from two absolute authorities on the it - Oral, a subject close to all our loins!!
If you want a sparkly stallion but you're on a budget there is an alternative! Contact this guy ASAP!
Isn't it just always the way? You've got a date with a beautiful lady and what happens? Batman ruins it!
Tim Minchin throw caution to the wind and lets his audience know how he really feels about the Pope.
A fox and a chicken stumble across a field full of champagne bottles and a shoot out scene ensues.
He may look like a French mime but at least he didn't do that walking against the wind shit, I hate that.
Just look at those dripping wet pussies. Chilling in the sauna, naked as the day they were born!!!
Learn your ABC's with the Johnny Massacre track Ultrasound, as animated by Weebl's-Stuff's Peabo.
The most terrifying adversary Bond has ever faced - budgetary constraints. No more martinis? NOOO!
Skating just got a lot more interesting. These chicks should get their own show as soon as possible.
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