Fun Inflight Game

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, s...
353 points

Who says guys aren't sensitive ?

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom ...
339 points

A New Conspiracy ???

In the year 1981: 1. Prince Charles gets married. 2. Liverpool wins the European Cup. 3. The Pope dies. In the year 2005: 1. Prince Charles gets married. 2. Liverpool wins the European Cup. 3. The...
326 points

Office Dares

ONE-POINT DARES 1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you. 2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears 3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If any...
346 points

Things You Can Only Say At Xmas

For those who celebrate it, here are a list of things you can only say at Christmas: 1: I prefer breasts to legs. 2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3: Smother the butter all over ...
330 points

Extract from the Australian Etiquette Handbook

Extract from the Australian Etiquette Handbook 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting them. 3. It's tacky to take an esky to church. 4. If...
337 points

Voodoo Penis

A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort with an extremely healthy sex drive, so he thought he'd buy her a little something to keep her...
361 points

Life's Mysteries In "Human Terms"

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance. Smart man + dumb woman = affair. Dumb man + smart woman = marriage. OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Dumb boss + smart ...
344 points

Differences Between Women And Men

Difference Between Women And Men 1.NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go ...
361 points

Words from the wise?

A Man's breakdown on a relationship....... When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passio...
340 points

Only In Australia

Bruce is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day when he sees his girlfriend, Sheila about to throw herself off. Bruce slams on the brakes and yells "Sheila, what the hell d'ya think you're...
332 points

Stupid Blonde Joke !

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and Help me !" 'I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.' He asks, "What is it supposed to be whe...
355 points

How to get an MA (Male Attitude)

Isn't it great being a bloke (for those that know!)..... Your arse is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real. Always. Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours...
362 points

Corporate lessons

Corporate lesson 1 ----------------------------------------- A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing ...
352 points

Office Dares

Office Dares Thing to keep you occupied at the office while you avoid work ! ONE-POINT DARES 1. Run one lap around the office at top speed 2. Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least...
352 points

Computer Slang

Computer Slang Understand how to communicate online and help stop the WTF syndrome !!! While it has many nicknames, information-age slang is commonly referred to as leetspeek, or leet for short. ...
379 points

The Chicken & The Horse

The Chicken & The Horse On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared f...
345 points

New Computer Viruses

New Computer Viruses THE GEORGE BUSH: Attacks everything.. THE TONY BLAIR: Contains 'George Bush', but looks harmless. THE SADDAM: Harmless...Only effective on old operating systems. THE BIN LA...
323 points

Two Ants

There are two ants living in a girl's panties. One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same spot in an hour. So, one ant went in one cave, and the other an...
361 points

A Gentlemans Guide To Suicide

Introduction Let's face it, thousands of people kill themselves everyday. Many are guilt ridden, trapped in an unloving relationship, or have become overwhelmed by the futility of life. While we f...
358 points

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