Bread Is DANGEROUS !!!

Research on bread indicates that: 1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users. 2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on stan...
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How Many Forum Members Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 1 to m...
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Drunken

A local bar regular had been drinking all night. This particular night the regular drank a little more than usual. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the regular stands up to l...
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Castaways

A plane crashes in the middle of the ocean and the four survivors, three men and a woman, wash up on a deserted island. They set up camp and wait. Weeks go by. They're all getting pretty horn...
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A man walks into a bar

Subject: A man walks into a bar A man walked into a quiet bar He carried three ducks, one in each hand and one under his left arm. He placed them one beside the other upon the bar. He had a f...
47 points

Corporate lessons

Corporate lesson 1 ----------------------------------------- A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing ...
47 points

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Teacher: To get to the other side. Plato: For the greater good. Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability. Timothy Leary: Because ...
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Gynecologists Never Change

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change ca...
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And The Moral Is...

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger ...
46 points

The Blonde Joke To End All Blonde Jokes

There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote t...
58 points

Military Time

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom appro...
43 points

How to get an MA (Male Attitude)

Isn't it great being a bloke (for those that know!)..... Your arse is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real. Always. Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours...
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If This Wasn't So True It'd Be Funny !

A guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy the...
50 points

Letter from the Inland Revenue :(

Dear Mr Addison, I am writing to you to express our thanks for your more than prompt reply to our latest communication, and also to answer some of the points you raise. I will address them, as ev...
48 points

Every Man Has A Sensitive Side

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroo...
54 points

Life's Mysteries In "Human Terms"

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance. Smart man + dumb woman = affair. Dumb man + smart woman = marriage. OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Dumb boss + smart ...
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The Unexplained Fantasy Of Marital Bliss

A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to hi...
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Fun Inflight Game

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, s...
50 points

Drive Through Banking - A His And Hers Guide

A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this ...
36 points

Young Man

A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes weari...
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