How To Be A Successful Evil Overlord

Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in m...
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She Gives Them What Four!

This is soo true - even if u don't play golf... Four lawyers in a law firm lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. It was their favorite moment of the week. Then one of the lawy...
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Ten More Ways To Annoy Telemarketers

Ten ways to get payback on telemarketers: 1. Say, "No," over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each no, and keep an even tempo even as they're trying to speak. Maybe sing a song with all "No'...
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PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS NUTS !

PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS NUTS ! In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (L...
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Gynecologists Never Change

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change ca...
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Dear Employees:

Subject: Swearing at Work - Alternative phrases Dear Employees: It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during th...
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Castaways

A plane crashes in the middle of the ocean and the four survivors, three men and a woman, wash up on a deserted island. They set up camp and wait. Weeks go by. They're all getting pretty horn...
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Ali G interview with Madonna

Subject: Ali G interview with Madonna!!! Ali: Selecta!! I is ere wiv none uver dan da Queenie Mum of pop muzic, Madonna. Check it!! Ali: So Madge, is you really preggers ...
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Life's Mysteries In "Human Terms"

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance. Smart man + dumb woman = affair. Dumb man + smart woman = marriage. OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Dumb boss + smart ...
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Credit Crunch Hits Japan

Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on HBOS in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 hours Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone bell...
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The charm of the London Underground

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologise for the delay to your service. I know you're all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case you'll want to cro...
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10 Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10 - You can trade in an old 44 for a new 22... #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you are on the road... #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will prob...
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Shark Challenge

A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday, so during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has ...
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James Bond Pick Up Line

James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your ...
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Computer Women

Computer Women Which Type Of Woman do you like ? HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do, FOREVER. !!! WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do anything right, but you ca...
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The Truth About Hell !

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm. The answer was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, which is why we now have the pl...
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The Blonde Joke To End All Blonde Jokes

There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote t...
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Spicing Up Their Sex Life

A frustrated housewife decided her sex life needed spicing up after 20 years of marriage. After her husband went to work she slipped out and went into a lingerie shop and picked up a pair of crotc...
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And The Moral Is...

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger ...
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The Bug

Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to...
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