The Little Rabbit

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says,"Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running ...
82 points

I Have Some Bad News

A guy goes to his doctor because he’s been having problems remembering things. After a battery of tests the doctor says, "Unfortunately, I have bad news, and I have very bad news." "What’s the...
84 points

Dear Dr Laura

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination ac...
85 points

The Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger is captured by Indians... The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill y...
81 points

Differences Between Women And Men

Difference Between Women And Men 1.NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go ...
89 points

Young Man

A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes weari...
69 points

Magic Apples

A young fellow ran into an old man who was carrying a bag. "What's in the bag?" the youngster asked. "magic apples", the old man replied. "Prove it", said the young man. "Well, besides apples, ...
76 points

How to keep a woman happy....

It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumb...
72 points

Modern Day Nursery Rhymes

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall was incorrect So he won a grand with Claims Direct. It's Raining, It's Pouring. Oh sh!t, it's Global Warming. ...
71 points

Letter from the Inland Revenue :(

Dear Mr Addison, I am writing to you to express our thanks for your more than prompt reply to our latest communication, and also to answer some of the points you raise. I will address them, as ev...
78 points

Ali G interview with Liz Hurley

Subject: Ali G interview with Liz Hurley!!! Ali: I is here wid none udder than the women who starred in 57 passengers in a plane wid a blackman wid a gun and International man of stupid...
75 points

The Truth About Hell !

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm. The answer was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, which is why we now have the pl...
84 points

Drunken

A local bar regular had been drinking all night. This particular night the regular drank a little more than usual. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the regular stands up to l...
102 points

Only In Australia

Bruce is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day when he sees his girlfriend, Sheila about to throw herself off. Bruce slams on the brakes and yells "Sheila, what the hell d'ya think you're...
78 points

PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS NUTS !

PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS NUTS ! In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (L...
84 points

If This Wasn't So True It'd Be Funny !

A guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy the...
90 points

That Son Of A B#tch!

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned." Priest: "What have you done my child?" Girl: "I called a man a son of a b#tch." Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a b#tch?" Girl: "Because he t...
114 points

How To Be A Successful Evil Overlord

Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in m...
95 points

One Hell Of A Photographer

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well...
78 points

Life's Mysteries In "Human Terms"

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance. Smart man + dumb woman = affair. Dumb man + smart woman = marriage. OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Dumb boss + smart ...
90 points

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