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'If The Enemy Is In Range - So Are You !'

Warnings issued by the U.S. military to their own troops: "Aim towards the enemy." Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher. "When the pin is pulled, Mr Grenade is not our friend." US Marine ...
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Australian Defination of A True Friend

Are you tired of all those namby, pamby, girly, sissy, completely wet "friendship" poems, that never come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship...
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Italian Lovers

A virile, middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he le...
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Supposedly A True, Long (but good) Story

Dear Maid, Please do not leave any more of those little bars of soap in my bathroom since I have brought my own bath-sized Dial. Please remove the six unopened little bars from the shelf under the ...
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For All you Lexophiles Out there

FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS): 1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. 2. A will is a dead giveaway. 3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. 4 A backward poe...
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Dynamite!

A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress. After...
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Romantic Valentines Verses

Romantic Valentines Verses If you get stuck - try some of these: These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic ...
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Things Difficult To Say When You're Drunk Part 2

a) Innovative b) Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Specificity b) British Constitution c) Passive-aggressive disorder d) Trans...
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Tarzan And Jane

After living in the jungle for a while Jane wanted to do the nasty with Tarzan and asked if he knew what sex was. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, Tarza...
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Scary New Virus Warning !

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleague...
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M'mmmmmmm Beer !

Don't get me started... A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled,...
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Top 10 Best Out-Of-Office Email Replies

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood. 2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the off...
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How To Pick Up Chicks

Taken from our friends at Ubersite.com Due to my recent reintroduction to bachelorhood and a four month absence of a social life, I have started looking towards Hollywood for new ways of meeting ...
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Driver's Tests

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (read at Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders....
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Things That Make Men Proud Of Themselves !

1. OPENING JARS - She's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work. 2. CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially po...
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The Office :

WORDS OF WISDOM FROM DAVID BRENT If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation. What does a squirrel do in ...
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Dear God

Dear God One for all you non believers There was this fellow who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came to his de...
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That's A Long Time Without Sex !!!

An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, ...
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