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If You Remember When ?

Take a minute away from your work, turn off your phone and indulge yourself. Think of your kids and hope they have the same warms feelings one day about the really small things in life. Go back i...
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Bill Gates Heaven Or Hell

Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, I'm really confused on this one. It's a tough decision; I'm not sure whether to sen...
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Dear People Of The United Kingdom

Dear people of the United Kingdom Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, your Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers 50 years of age and...
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Drive-Through Cash Machines

A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using these...
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50 Things Women Do That Drive Men Crazy

1. Do not say what you mean. Ever. 2. Be ambiguous. Always. 3. Cry. Cry often. Tell them it's their fault. 4. Bring things up that were said, done, or thought months or years ago. 5. Make them ...
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Ali G interview with Madonna

Subject: Ali G interview with Madonna!!! Ali: Selecta!! I is ere wiv none uver dan da Queenie Mum of pop muzic, Madonna. Check it!! Ali: So Madge, is you really preggers ...
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Every Man Has A Sensitive Side

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroo...
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Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Teacher: To get to the other side. Plato: For the greater good. Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability. Timothy Leary: Because ...
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How To Be A Successful Evil Overlord

Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in m...
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Magic Apples

A young fellow ran into an old man who was carrying a bag. "What's in the bag?" the youngster asked. "magic apples", the old man replied. "Prove it", said the young man. "Well, besides apples, ...
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A boy walks into a farm

Subject: A boy walks into a farm A little boy came down to breakfast Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.. . "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tel...
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Take The Ultimate Guy Quiz:

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: a) lovemaking b) screwing c) the pigskin bus pulling into tuna town 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only...
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The Little Rabbit

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says,"Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running ...
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One Hell Of A Photographer

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well...
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Office Dares

Office Dares Thing to keep you occupied at the office while you avoid work ! ONE-POINT DARES 1. Run one lap around the office at top speed 2. Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least...
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Extract from the Australian Etiquette Handbook

Extract from the Australian Etiquette Handbook 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting them. 3. It's tacky to take an esky to church. 4. If...
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Corporate lessons

Corporate lesson 1 ----------------------------------------- A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing ...
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New Computer Viruses

New Computer Viruses THE GEORGE BUSH: Attacks everything.. THE TONY BLAIR: Contains 'George Bush', but looks harmless. THE SADDAM: Harmless...Only effective on old operating systems. THE BIN LA...
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