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Twenty Responses To Use With Telemarketers

Twenty responses to use with telemarketers 1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. 2. If they start out with, "How are you to...
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Irish Christening

Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically,...
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She Gives Them What Four!

This is soo true - even if u don't play golf... Four lawyers in a law firm lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. It was their favorite moment of the week. Then one of the lawy...
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The Little Rabbit

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says,"Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running ...
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Pervy Parrot

A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked a...
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Fun Inflight Game

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, s...
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Office Dares

Office Dares Thing to keep you occupied at the office while you avoid work ! ONE-POINT DARES 1. Run one lap around the office at top speed 2. Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least...
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13 Obvious Reasons That Show You Are Married

1/ Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. 2/ At the cocktail party, one w...
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A New Conspiracy ???

In the year 1981: 1. Prince Charles gets married. 2. Liverpool wins the European Cup. 3. The Pope dies. In the year 2005: 1. Prince Charles gets married. 2. Liverpool wins the European Cup. 3. The...
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Castaways

A plane crashes in the middle of the ocean and the four survivors, three men and a woman, wash up on a deserted island. They set up camp and wait. Weeks go by. They're all getting pretty horn...
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Computer Women

Computer Women Which Type Of Woman do you like ? HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do, FOREVER. !!! WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do anything right, but you ca...
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Politics for hillbillies

Politics for hillbillies :- Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour. Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk. Facism: You have 2 cows;...
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Report Card

A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother warns. "It is ...
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The Blonde Joke To End All Blonde Jokes

There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote t...
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Apples And Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometim...
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Differences Between Women And Men

Difference Between Women And Men 1.NAMES If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara. If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go ...
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Subject: Fw: Letter to the FAA

Subject: Fw: Letter to the FAA Letter to the Federal Aviation Agency 800 Independence Avenue S.W. Washington D.C. 20591 Dear Sirs, I've had a lot of time on my hands of late and believe that I ...
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Why are we at war?

A WARMONGER EXPLAINS WAR TO A PEACENIK By Anonymous PeaceNik: Why did you say we are we invading Iraq? WarMonger: We are invading Iraq because it is in violation of security council resolution 14...
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