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If This Wasn't So True It'd Be Funny !

A guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy the...
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Dear People Of The United Kingdom

Dear people of the United Kingdom Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, your Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers 50 years of age and...
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The Bug

Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to...
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The Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honour of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in t...
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A man walks into a bar

Subject: A man walks into a bar A man walked into a quiet bar He carried three ducks, one in each hand and one under his left arm. He placed them one beside the other upon the bar. He had a f...
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Wayne Rooney

Wayne Rooney - Who does he think he is ? Ronaldo, Luis Figo and Wayne Rooney are standing before God at the throne of Heaven. God looks at them and says; "before granting you a place at my side, ...
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The Chicken & The Horse

The Chicken & The Horse On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared f...
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Air Traffic Lulz

"TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees." "Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?" Fro...
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Subject: A letter...

Subject: A letter... Dear Husband, I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These la...
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Arabic TV Guide

Arabic TV Guide SUNDAY: 8:00 - My 33 Sons 8:30 - Osama Knows Best 9:00 - I Dream of Mohammed 9:30 - Let's Mecca Deal 10:00 - The Kabul Hillbillies MONDAY: 8:00 - Husseinfeld 9:00 - Mad About ...
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College Kids

A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfri...
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Drinking joke

Sean had been drinking at his local pub all day and most of the night. Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight,Sean". Sean replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then." Se...
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Letter from the Inland Revenue :(

Dear Mr Addison, I am writing to you to express our thanks for your more than prompt reply to our latest communication, and also to answer some of the points you raise. I will address them, as ev...
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Voodoo Penis

A businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort with an extremely healthy sex drive, so he thought he'd buy her a little something to keep her...
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PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS NUTS ! In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (L...
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Bread Is DANGEROUS !!!

Research on bread indicates that: 1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users. 2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on stan...
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How Many Forum Members Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 1 to m...
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Stupid Blonde Joke !

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and Help me !" 'I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.' He asks, "What is it supposed to be whe...
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