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Bread Is DANGEROUS !!!

Research on bread indicates that: 1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users. 2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on stan...
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How Many Forum Members Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 1 to m...
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A local bar regular had been drinking all night. This particular night the regular drank a little more than usual. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the regular stands up to l...
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A plane crashes in the middle of the ocean and the four survivors, three men and a woman, wash up on a deserted island. They set up camp and wait. Weeks go by. They're all getting pretty horn...
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A man walks into a bar

Subject: A man walks into a bar A man walked into a quiet bar He carried three ducks, one in each hand and one under his left arm. He placed them one beside the other upon the bar. He had a f...
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Corporate lessons

Corporate lesson 1 ----------------------------------------- A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing ...
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Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Teacher: To get to the other side. Plato: For the greater good. Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability. Timothy Leary: Because ...
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Gynecologists Never Change

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change ca...
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And The Moral Is...

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - it was her beautiful younger ...
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The Blonde Joke To End All Blonde Jokes

There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote t...
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Military Time

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom appro...
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How to get an MA (Male Attitude)

Isn't it great being a bloke (for those that know!)..... Your arse is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real. Always. Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours...
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If This Wasn't So True It'd Be Funny !

A guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy the...
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Letter from the Inland Revenue :(

Dear Mr Addison, I am writing to you to express our thanks for your more than prompt reply to our latest communication, and also to answer some of the points you raise. I will address them, as ev...
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Every Man Has A Sensitive Side

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroo...
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Life's Mysteries In "Human Terms"

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance. Smart man + dumb woman = affair. Dumb man + smart woman = marriage. OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Dumb boss + smart ...
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The Unexplained Fantasy Of Marital Bliss

A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to hi...
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Fun Inflight Game

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, s...
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