Box Of Condoms

5 points

This guy goes to a super market and goes to aisle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.

The lady asks, "What size?" and the guy says "I don't know" so the lady asks him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few times and says "You need a box of x-large condoms".

So this guy hears behind him and he asks for a box of condom's, and the lady says "What size?" and the guy says, "I don't know".

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few time and says "Get a box of medium condoms".

So this teenager in aisle 11 hears and wants some of the action.

So he goes to aisle 12 and asks "Can I have a box of condoms?"

The lady asks "What size?" and the teenage says "I don't know".

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants .

When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up in aisle 12"

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