If Corporate Taglines Were Honest
iPod: Itâll break in a year, but by then youâll want the new one.
Apple: You think you need it, we know you just want it.
Samsung: Didnât you mean to buy Sony?
Ikea: One day youâll be able to afford real furniture.
Hummer: Get the attention youâve always craved. While filling up the gas tank again.
Taco Bell: Youâre drunk and weâre still open.
Zipcar: So convenient that youâll ignore the high rates AND the dog hair.
Southwest Airlines: On your marks, get set, find a seat!
UHaul: We donât guarantee availability because we can get away with it.
PopTarts: Until you realize how disgusting they are, weâll keep making them.
Ben and Jerryâs: Whoah, dude, did you eat that whole thing?
Krispy Kreme: Less filling, just as fattening.
McDonalds: Always a good idea. Until afterwards.
Starbucks: Long lines, high prices and the best legal high available.