There are two ants living in a girl's panties.
One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same spot in an hour.
So, one ant went in one cave, and the other ant in a different cave. After an hour went by, the two ants met back up.
One ant was covered in brown, sticky, smelly stuff. "Eeew! What was your cave like?" asked the other ant.
"It was nice at first, but it soon became really smelly and the walls were all dark and sticky and brown" replied the ant. "So how was your cave ?"
"Well" he said, "It was lovely at first, all pink and warm, but then this bald guy started head butting and then spitting on me."