I Have Some Bad News
A guy goes to his doctor because heâs been having problems remembering things. After a battery of tests the doctor says, "Unfortunately, I have bad news, and I have very bad news."
"Whatâs the very bad news?" the man asks warily.
"Well," says the doctor, "our tests show that you have cancer and only have three weeks to live."
"Oh, my God!" says the man. "Well, whatâs the bad news?"
"Our tests indicate that you also have Alzheimerâs disease," says the doc.
"Well, I can always look on the bright side," says the man. "At least I donât have cancer!"