Jade Goody Quotes

5 points

"Where is East Angular, is it abroad?"

"Rio de Janeiro - that's a person"

"The Daily Mail is the post"

"Saddam Hussein - that's a boxer"

"A ferret is a bird"

"I had my first birthday when I was one"

"Who is heinzstein?"

"Mother Theresa is from Germany"

"Sherlock Holmes invented toilets"

"The Union Jack is for all of us, but the St. George is just for London, isn't it?"

"I knew Lynne was from Aberdeen, but I didn't realise Aberdeen was in Scotland"

"What's a sparagus? Do you grow it?"

"I am intelligent, but I let myself down because I can't speak properly or spell"

To PJ after he revealed he knew someone who kept pet peacocks: "You see those things...don't think I'm being daft...but them things that look like eyes, are they their real eyes?"

"Jonny, I'm not being tictactical in here"

"They were trying to use me as an escape goat"

"Do they speak Portuganese in Portugal? I thought Portugal was in Spain"

"That's asexual harassment"

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