Star Wars For Rednecks

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You might be a Redneck Jedi if...

You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all"

Your Jedi robe is camouflage

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light

At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok

You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters

Wookies are offended by your B.O

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to thedark'll be a hoot."

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder

You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

Although you'da had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwooddeck

If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle

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