Star Wars For Rednecks
You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all"
Your Jedi robe is camouflage
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light
At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok
You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters
Wookies are offended by your B.O
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to thedark side...it'll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light
You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder
You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts
You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
Although you'da had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwooddeck
If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle