Proof That Men Have Better Friends
A woman fails to come home one night. When she gets home the next morning she tells her husband she stayed at a friend's house. The husband calls ten of her best friends and none of them know anything about it.
A man fails to come home one night. When he gets home the next morning he tells his wife he stayed at a friend's house. The wife calls ten of his best friends. Eight of them confirm it and two say he's still there.