How To Stop Cursing
One day, a family of a mother and two boys, Timmy and Tommy, were riding in their car on the way to church.
Timmy leaned over, smacked Tommy across the head, and Tommy yelled out "Ouch you fucking wanker!"
Later that day in church, the mom went to talk to the priest.
She said "Father, my boys just won't stop swearing and I don't know what to do."
The priest says "Well, have you tried smacking them?" she said "No, doesn't the church look down on that?"
The priest says "Well, yes, but in some cases we'll make an exception."
The next day, the two boys come down for breakfast and she asks Tommy what he wants for breakfast.
Tommy says "Well, gimme some fucking waffles."
The mom backhands Tommy so hard, he flies out of his chair and lands against the door.
Shocked and terrified by this, Timmy becomes very quiet.
His mother asks him what he wants for breakfast, and his reply was "Well you can bet your sweet ass I don't want no fucking waffles!"