How to get an MA

11 points

MEN 101

Course requirements to get an MA degree (Male Arts) - two year program
FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule:

MEN 101 - Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception.

MEN 102 - You, Too, Can Do Housework.

MEN 103 - PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

MEN 104 - We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas.

Winter Schedule:

MEN 110 - Wonderful Laundry Techniques.

MEN 111 - Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4a.m .

EAT 100 - Get a Life, Learn to Cook.

EAT 101 - Get a Life, Learn to Cook II .

ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers .

Spring Schedule:

MEN 120 - How to Apologize

MEN 121 - Understanding Your Incompetence

MEN 122 - YOU, the Weaker Sex

MEN 123 - Reasons to Give Flowers

ECON 001C - What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR

Autumn Schedule:

SEX 101 - You CAN Fall Asleep without It

SEX 102 - Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower

SEX 103 - How to Stay Awake After Sex

MEN 201 - How to Put the Toilet Seat Down

Elective (See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:

MEN 210 - The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

MEN 211 - How to Act Older Than Your Children

MEN 212 - You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver

MEN 213 - Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise

MEN 230A - Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important!!!

Spring Schedule:

MEN 220 - Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)

MEN 221 - Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary

MEN 222 - Real Men Ask for Directions

MEN 223 - Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay

MEN 230B - Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

Course Electives:

EAT 101 - Cooking with Tofu

EAT 102 - Utilization of Eating Utensils

EAT 103 - Burping and Belching Discreetly

MEN 231 - Mothers-in-law

MEN 232 - How to Appear to Be Listening

MEN 233 - Just Say "Yes, Dear"

ECON 001C - Cheaper to Keep Her

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